Charlie’s Angels Excessive Priestess Drew Barrymore has been noticeably absent from our leisure queues for fairly a while now. She has two younger kids and lately finalized her divorce from artwork advisor Will Kopelman, so we perceive if she wanted somewhat breather—however we have missed her! A one-episode stint on Bravo’s scripted collection Odd Mother Out will not be ok; we want a string of slayworthy Drew Barrymore movies to moist our whistles.
Or a bomb-ass new Netflix collection—which is strictly what we’re getting. The streaming big dropped a teaser trailer for its new present, Santa Clarita Weight-reduction plan, through the Golden Globes broadcast on Sunday night time (January eight), and it stars Barrymore as—await it— a literal human flesh-eater. Like, she munches on folks—or no less than their stays. Do you hear that? That is the sound of Hannibal Lecter cackling with glee.
The brand new 30-second promo for Santa Clarita Weight-reduction plan is styled after these annoying weight-reduction plan commercials that bombard us yearly round this time. (Sidebar: Do not weight-reduction plan. You are excellent!) The testimonial comes from Sheila (Barrymore), who reveals she has extra vitality and feels sexier now that she’s on the Santa Clarita Weight-reduction plan. Sheila’s associates wish to know what this program entails, and since she’s a beneficiant queen, she spills the
tea blood: consuming people.
“I fulfill all of my cravings—and eat whoever I would like,” Barrymore says. That is proper. Not what. Whom. (SHE MEANS PEOPLE!!!)
However Sheila is not a cannibal: She’s a zombie. Lately launched particulars from Netflix reveal that Sheila truly dies within the present however comes again to life with an urge for food for flesh. Sheila’s husband, Joel (Timothy Olyphant), has to assist her hold these cravings in examine—particularly as a result of they run an actual property enterprise, the place they meet new folks (learn: snacks) each day. I am bought—and likewise somewhat hungry now. Does that make me psychotic?
Take a look at the cheeky teaser, beneath.
Netflix additionally launched some photographs to get us stoked for the present, like these diet-book-cover parodies. We’re dwelling—or ought to we are saying dying?
Here is a picture of Barrymore going to city on what seems like steak BUT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN.
And it appears she’s not the cleanest eater. Similar, woman.
Each episode of Santa Clarita Weight-reduction plan arrives on Netflix February three.